Extry, Extry: Alfredo Aceves Either Is or Isn’t Pirate

One assumes that, all appearances to the contrary, Boston reliever Alfredo Aceves isn’t a an actual pirate. On the other hand, that’s precisely the sort of thing a pirate would want you to think.

Credit to actual member of Britain’s landed gentry, Liam Milner.



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DD
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DD

Obviously, such a thing as a Red Sox Poncho or Snuggie (Can’t tell which it is he’s donning) exists, so this was a conscious decision by Aceves. More power to ya, cap’n.

Mr. Observant
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Mr. Observant

Buccaneer or Privateer – aye, m’lads, ’tis the question which does present itself for our debate! Arghhh…

Big Daddy V
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Big Daddy V

That’s clearly a poison snuggie, not a pirate snuggie.
I heard poison is his favorite food.

Tiny Tim
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Tiny Tim

well he keeps pirating away red sox wins, that’s for sure

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