Extry, Extry: Mariano Rivera Just Made Your Salary

I’ve no idea how long it’s been available, but ESPN has introduced to the public consciousness a game called Salary Crunch. To play Salary Crunch, one merely selects the visage of a highly paid athelete, enters his (i.e. this “one” we’re talking about) annual salary, and prepares to be amazed at how little he earns relative to said athlete.

The results are predictably absurd. Using $30,000 — or roughly the median American income — we find that Mariano Rivera makes this sum after .09 strikeouts. We find also that our median American would have to work 500 years to equal Mr. Rivera’s 2011 salary.

It’s not all bad news, though. Per a study recently released by Princeton University’s Woodrow Wilson School, income doesn’t have an appreciable effect on happiness after about the $75,000 threshold.

Obviously, the only question one can really ask is: “How much are these big contracts really Werth?”

H/T: The Nats Blog




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Carson Cistulli occasionally publishes spirited ejaculations at The New Enthusiast.


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  1. William says:

    Not able to find anything else, I just crawled back to academia slave labor:

    Apparently, I only need to take on a 6,912 college composition course load to equal Mr. Rivera’s salary at the current part-time adjunct pay scale. Seems fair to me … how long could it take to go over 200,000 students’ papers?

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