Extry, Extry: Yankees Hate Freedom

It is well known that the Yankees, proconsuls to all that is gnarled and dark, exist primarily not to play base and ball but rather to comfort the comfortable and afflict the afflicted. As though we needed proof beyond what horse-sense confides, here’s a particularly damning GIF. Click and be appalled!

Little explanation is needed, but that’s a young fellow in a Yankee cap at the funeral of the late Dear Leader Kim Jong-il, who was coconuts. Kim was, of course, a vicious despot, so it should come as no surprise that the young man in the cap was a sanctioned emissary dispatched by the Yankee front office in order to ensure a post-transition diplomatic relationship with DPRK!*

Patriots awake!

(Secret handshake of the resistance movement: UniWatch)

* Not true, but still …




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4 Responses to “Extry, Extry: Yankees Hate Freedom”

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  1. jay destro says:

    didn’t tim mccarver already say that the steinbrenner family was a communist dictatorship?

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  2. Resolution says:

    I’m looking forward to future posts by ‘Dayn Perry’ where he robotically endorses the Yankees, North Korea, and autocracy.

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  3. Kyle says:

    ssshhhhh HE’s A SPY! way to blow his cover.

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  4. tovarisch says:

    It looks faked though. It’s as if the army told them “Cry, or we shoot you!”

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