FanGraphs presents… FangRafs

All its readers know: FanGraphs is large and contains multitudes. NotGraphs is one of those multitudes.

Now, another one of those multitudes is FangRafs: images of players named Rafael (or “Raf,” for short) with fangs. FangRafs. Which, if one is inebriated or southern enough, may be pronounced in a way that is indiscernible from “FanGraphs.”

So, put on a garlic turtleneck, and behold.


FangRaf Palmeiro


FangRaf Furcal


FangRaf Betancourt


FangRaf Soriano



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yaboynate
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yaboynate

GUARDS! SEIZE HIM!

Jaack
Guest
Jaack

It was not by their hands they were once again given flesh. They were called here by humans who wish to pay them tribute.

LTG
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LTG

TRIBUTE!!!!!

Patrick Dubuque
Editor
Member

Q: What is a man?

A: A miserable little pile of secrets

MIT
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MIT

FangRaf Soriano literally has blood on his hands… and in his eyes

Big Jgke
Member
Big Jgke

So… What are the odds that one of is in Palmeiro’s house?

Tommen
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Tommen

PRAISE LILITH!

Nighend
Guest
Nighend

I think the best thing we can say about this is that we’ll never have to see it again.

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