Fernando Rodney May or May Not Be Happy to See You

In either case, according to Rays beat reporter Marc Topkin, he really does have a plantain in his pocket.




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  1. mr. obvious says:

    That must have been a very ripe plantain. It looked limp.

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  2. pickle cars says:

    all the sorority girls are clamouring for the plantains

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  3. Bryz says:

    I wonder if that’s his lucky plantain.

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  4. Danny Knobgobbler says:

    Did Sam Fuld peel it for him?

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  5. Yakov Smirnoff says:

    In Soviet Russia, plantain tucks you!

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  6. James K. says:

    Marc Topkin’s name is an anagram for “To Cram Pink”, and I think we all know what that means.

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