Fernando Rodney May or May Not Be Happy to See You

In either case, according to Rays beat reporter Marc Topkin, he really does have a plantain in his pocket.



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mr. obvious
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mr. obvious

That must have been a very ripe plantain. It looked limp.

pickle cars
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pickle cars

all the sorority girls are clamouring for the plantains

Bryz
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I wonder if that’s his lucky plantain.

Danny Knobgobbler
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Danny Knobgobbler

Did Sam Fuld peel it for him?

Yakov Smirnoff
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Yakov Smirnoff

In Soviet Russia, plantain tucks you!

James K.
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James K.

Marc Topkin’s name is an anagram for “To Cram Pink”, and I think we all know what that means.

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