First Pitch: Counterpoint

Did you see the Cirque first pitch below? Impressive. And hosannas to the young man who is orders of magnitude more athletic than I am, even in the dreamscape of my mind.

In the interest of balance, however, I’m duty-bound to remind you of this, the unpleasing polar opposite of what we witnessed earlier …

I’m not going to say something crass like, “This is why the terrorists hate us.” I am, however, going to say that this is why we can’t have nice things.




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@themoexp
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@themoexp
5 years 29 days ago

Perhaps the Giants should try out Mark Kroon at catcher.

TheBigDawg
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TheBigDawg
5 years 29 days ago

The fact that will make you puke:
Other than Elvis, who is the only artist to have more #1 hits than the Beatles? She just threw that awful excuse for a ceremonial first pitch. THAT is why the terrorists hate us.

My echo and bunnymen (Dodgers Fan)
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My echo and bunnymen (Dodgers Fan)
5 years 26 days ago

Seriously? I’ve missed this much of the popular world? I couldn’t name a single song by her to save my life.

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