For Sale: Tiny, Dancing Ichiro

For Sale: Tiny, Dancing Ichiro

– Great for parties

– Housetrained (tiny toilet not included)

– May need to put towel over cage to get him to sleep

– A tiny, national treasure

– Eats Powerbars and cigarettes

Will accept all reasonable offers.




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Smooth
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Smooth
3 years 8 months ago

I’ll trade you a gently used Blackberry Curve.

Brett
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Brett
3 years 8 months ago

Just…thank you.

What You Know About That
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What You Know About That
3 years 8 months ago

Hold me close young outfield dancer

Pioneer Skies
Guest
3 years 8 months ago

Is there any way that gif can be altered to put tiny, dancing Ichiro on a disco floor?

reillocity
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reillocity
3 years 8 months ago

I’d gladly settle for seeing Tiny, Dancing Ichiro on Alfonso Ribeiro’s Breakin’ and Poppin’ breakdance board.

reillocity
Guest
reillocity
3 years 8 months ago

So where can I acquire a Tiny, Bilingual Translator that will enable me to communicate with my Tiny, Dancing Ichiro? Ideally, the 2 languages that the Tiny Bilingual, Translator speaks would be Japanese and Flemish.

MikeS
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MikeS
3 years 8 months ago

Why does Chris Sale need one of those?

Nicolas Cage
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Nicolas Cage
3 years 8 months ago

Why does this remind me of the video for “Take On Me” by A-Ha?

nubillybaroo
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nubillybaroo
3 years 8 months ago

Is he wearing Hulk-Hands?

filihok
Member
3 years 8 months ago

Is that Alex Avila’s head that appears from Ichiro’s ass?

Ruki Motomiya
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Ruki Motomiya
3 years 8 months ago

It’s dangerous to go alone…

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