For Sale: Tiny, Dancing Ichiro
Posted By David G Temple On October 10, 2012 @ 12:00 pm In Uncategorized | 11 Comments
For Sale: Tiny, Dancing Ichiro
- Great for parties
- Housetrained (tiny toilet not included)
- May need to put towel over cage to get him to sleep
- A tiny, national treasure
- Eats Powerbars and cigarettes
Will accept all reasonable offers.
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