For the Children: Coloring Book of Great Baseball Fights

The author and his wife are currently visiting a home that is populated by, among other sorts of people, a young girl who has invested heavily in coloring books of princesses. This is entirely acceptable for other families; however, at such a time as Carson Cistulli reproduces — an act which admittedly would necessitate a sort of intimacy which my wife attempts to avoid at all costs — his children will have at their disposal only educational sorts of coloring books. Like one depicting great fights from baseball history, for example — samples of which hypothetical coloring book one can find below. (Click, embiggen.)

Coco Crisp and James Shields:

Crisp Shields

Pedro Martinez and Don Zimmer:

Pedro Zimmer

Carlos Gomez and Brian McCann:

Gomez McCann

Nolan Ryan and Robin Ventura:

Ryan Ventura

Bonus Image of Shirtless Earl Weaver with Don Stanhouse:

Weaver



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Urban Shocker
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Urban Shocker

If you read this post while Manager’s Corner is on, it’s even better. “Don Stanhouse was an asshole.”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWQbN0jFo_k

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