Found: Shirtless, Pantless Dock Ellis Paper Doll

As students of history and Uncle History himself are well aware, Hall of Famer Nathan Hale (class of 2002) long insisted that paper dolls have nipples. Now, for the first time since Antiquity, when Hale was CEO of Activision and King of All He Surveyed, a paper doll has nipples. Notable for our purposes, the paper doll is of Dock Ellis, who, besides playing baseball, drank deeply of the good and worthy …

In equally uplifting news, you may purchase this at Etsy, where durable goods are made into art and then sold over the Bald Eagle Computers of this fair land.

(HT: Me, for finding this)




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dp
4 years 3 months ago

I adore Dock Ellis, an American pioneer if there ever was one. But I think the greater accomplishment within this post is that you found an Angelfire site, and that it’s an American Patriot Hall of Fame. Sir: you have outdone yourself.

nu? billy baroooo
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nu? billy baroooo
4 years 3 months ago

pitch/trip balls… classic.

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deadhead
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deadhead
4 years 3 months ago

Big Dock Ellis fan, here. But, since he did pitch his no hitter while dosing he should have it stricken from the record books. He should be banned from the baseball HOF for EVER. Even if he has the 15 dollars for admission, I say… “Nope. You took a drug and played a game”. On top of that, Dock had the audacity to accrue stats while tripping! Have Congress get to the bottom of this, or else high school pitchers across the land will be dropping blotters and hurling (pitches, hopefully, not the contents of their tummies). If it is determined that his efforts are indeed worthy of enshrinement, let the High Times HOF handle his case.

To quote the original psychedelic pioneer, Nathan Hale…

“Is that Freedom Rock? Well, turn it up!”

nu? billy baroooo
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nu? billy baroooo
4 years 3 months ago

The only point of contention I have is that he and Spaceman Bill Lee should have their OWN WING IN THE HALL OF FAME! PIONEERS OF CONSCIOUSSNESS WING!

“LSD should be the only non-banned PED, cause its all cerebral, man. Ban the Red Bull and Monster drinks.”- Aaron Burr on the Playboy Channel’s Grateful Dead Special

John Thacker
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John Thacker
4 years 3 months ago

Nah, I have no problem with people taking drugs (performance enhancing or otherwise) and playing the game.

I do considering gambling on baseball to be more serious, as far as baseball is concerned.

Dame dayn perry
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Dame dayn perry
3 years 10 months ago

That’s not dock Ellis. Where’s the eight inch boomstick?

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