Dustin Pedroia: Lizard

Dustin Pedroia, with the quote of the week:

“I’m a lizard. I heal while I play. I’m a freak healer. I heal great.”

Two ways for this post to proceed. My first inclination: he’s a freak healer? What kinds of freaks can he heal? But that feels like slightly less fun than finding Google Images of lizards that look like Dustin Pedroia. So… presenting the Dustin Pedroia “I’m a lizard” collection:

(h/t: Baseball Think Factory)

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  1. Table says:

    why does it seem like RedSox say by far the strangest things?

    Is it just because we hear about Redsox players far more often than most?

    Shocking to think they had Manny, Pedroia and Papelbon all on the same team. Talk about freaks.

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  2. Brian S says:

    Pity comment.

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  3. Jenstrom says:

    Adorably silly pictures.

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  4. cass says:

    We need to all comment on this now, naturally. Cause lizards.

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