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“Funky Buttlovin'”

Rookie of the Year updated for 2012:

Doctor: I’m sorry to hear you’re out of work, Mrs. Rowengartner, but if you no longer have health insurance then you’ll have to find a way to pay for Henry’s shoulder surgery yourself.

*Smack*

Doctor: FUNKY BUTTLOVIN”!!!

(Later, outside of the doctor’s office, Henry’s Mom sits at the bus stop looking distraught.)

Henry: Don’t worry about that medical bill, Mom. I think I have an idea…