Future All-Star Game Sites

“Cincinnati will get baseball’s All-Star Game in 2015″

Future All-Star Game Locations:

2016: Baltimore
2017: San Diego
2018: Monterrey
2019: Northern New Jersey
2020: California Island
2021: New Beijing
2022: Old Beijing
2023: Melted North Pole
2024: LOL Tweetville
2025: Moon East
2026: Moon West
2027: !%!
2028: [unintelligible alien squawking sound #416]
2029: [unintelligible alien squawking sound #627]
2030: Miami

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  1. Randy says:

    Baltimore should be Washington, D.C.

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  2. Willers says:

    Can’t wait till the 2020 Mid-Summer Classic in Dodgers-owned California Island!

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    • Willers says:

      California does not become an island because of an earthquake. It’s the secret clause in the Dodgers new ownership deal that states Frank McCourt can convert California to an island in order to greatly increase the amount of beachfront real estate.

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