Future Ian Stewart Tweets

Ian Stewart got in some trouble Monday night when he complained on Twitter about how the Cubs didn’t want to call him back up to the majors. He has since apologized, and been suspended without pay.

Here at NotGraphs, we have jumped into our time machine and are proud to present some Future Ian Stewart Tweets. Be aware that our time machine is only intended for discovering future tweets, and not to be used for sports betting or other wagering purposes. Thank you for understanding.

Ian Tweet 1

Ian Tweet 2

Ian Tweet 3

Yeah, I don’t know what that last one means either.




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Jeremy Blachman is the author of Anonymous Lawyer, a satirical novel that should make people who didn't go to law school feel good about their life choices. Read more at McSweeney's or elsewhere. He likes e-mail.


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yaboynate
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yaboynate
3 years 1 month ago

this is your best work

colonel
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colonel
3 years 1 month ago

dale is a fry cook’s name. love it.

Eminor3rd
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Eminor3rd
3 years 1 month ago

You clearly thought of “chicken tender” first and worked backward

frivoflava29
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frivoflava29
3 years 1 month ago

I prefer to start with chicken and work tenderly

Chaco Chicken
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Chaco Chicken
3 years 1 month ago

“These high school players I’m assistant coaching don’t have what it takes. #Losers.”

Sam
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Sam
3 years 25 days ago

Grow up.dont you have better things to do with your lives???

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