Future NotGraphs Posts — Brainstorming List

Initial intent of this post: a parody list of ridiculously fake NotGraphs post titles.

Actual result of writing this post: ten legitimate ideas for future NotGraphs posts, most of which I kind of want to write.

Conclusion: there is no such thing as a fake NotGraphs post title, because all NotGraphs post titles are fake NotGraphs post titles.

  • Ranking Major League Stadium Urinals
  • Giving Women The Right To All-Star-Vote: A Fake History
  • Other Chris Davises Having Shockingly Surprising Seasons at their Chosen Professions
  • Mnemonics to Remember How To Spell Samardzija
  • Random People’s Tweets With Strong Opinions About A-Rod
  • Yasiel Pug: Pictures of Yasiel Puig with Photoshopped Dog Faces
  • Great Moments in Josh Beckett Injury Updates
  • Alternative Ways To Pronounce Jedd Gyorko’s Name
  • Johnny Cueto’s Season Presented Graphically, as the EKG of a dying person now dead
  • Ranking Minor League Stadium Urinals


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Mike
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Mike

I was disappointed 10 individual times when none of these bullet points were active links to the real fake post.

Well-Beered Englishman
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Well-Beered Englishman

I know. These fake post ideas are excellent.

As an aside, I pronounce Jedd Gyorko, “Jed-duh Gee-orko”, with a hard G like geyser or gorgonzola.

tylersnotes
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I would prefer to see a future notgraphs post brainstorming mind-map.

Well-Beered Englishman
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Well-Beered Englishman

Venn Diagram!

Surine
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Surine

Eno Sarris Pronunciation Guide: Patrick Dubuque
Eno Sarris Pronunciation Guide: Dayn Perry
Eno Sarris Pronunciation Guide: Jeremy Blachman
etc.

Canuck
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Canuck

Dianne Paris (as in Par-ee, France)

canuckassassin
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canuckassassin

Eno Sarris Pronunciation Guide: Eno Sarris

Zach Sanders
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Member

I would read all of these.

KB
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KB

Seriously
Awesome
Mock
Articles on
Really
Dreadful
Zitos
In
Jeremy’s
Artistry

Neil
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Neil

2 and 3 are excellent. The rest are just very good.

MikeS
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MikeS

Future notgraphs post:
Guess the fake notgraphs post.

Daniel C.
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Daniel C.

Women are allowed to vote for the all star teams?

That’s unacceptable. I am going down to the train station and buying a ticket to the league offices so I can go have a talk with Mr. Landis about this travesty.

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