Gary Cohen All Alone in World, Ballpark

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Mets broadcaster Gary Cohen (pictured above) is alone in the world because we are all alone in the world.

As the image below indicates, however — from today’s SNY broadcast of the Cardinals-Mets spring-training game in Port St. Lucie — Gary Cohen is also alone in the most literal sense.

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“Ah Gary Cohen! Ah Humanity!” wrote Herman Melville for reasons that weren’t entirely clear ca. 150 years ago — but which now reveal both (a) his own prescience and (b) Gary Cohen’s existential isolation.

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The Return of Rambo Diaz
3 years 4 months ago

The reason, I’m wagering, is the loafers.

another know it all
another know it all
3 years 4 months ago

He’s clearly been caught on camera mid-fart. Pre-game chili cheese dog is the most likely culprit.