Gavin Floyd? More Like GavYAWN FloYAWNd!

  • Gavin Floyd’s 2006 Honda Civic still gets 32 MPG, thanks to a rigorous schedule of oil changes and a good dose of fuel additives.
  • Gavin Floyd’s favorite meal is boiled chicken breast with white rice and a little bit of parmesan cheese. If he’s feeling randy, he’ll add some onions.
  • Gavin Floyd’s favorite song is that one by Kelly Clarkson. No, the other one. I dunno, sing it.
  • Gavin Floyd has water delivered to his home. He finds city water too spicy.
  • Gavin Floyd’s favorite color is clear.
  • The ratio of cigarettes smoked by a 14-year-old Gavin Floyd to confessions of smoking by Gavin Floyd to his priest is precisely 1:23.
  • Gavin Floyd clicks Like for every post he sees on Facebook, so as to not make anyone feel left out.
  • Gavin Floyd’s favorite restaurant is the Applebee’s at the airport.
  • Gavin Floyd’s favorite Star Wars movie is Episode I.
  • Gavin Floyd has seen every episode of NCIS at least twice.



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Hot Sauce
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Hot Sauce

Photo of Gavin Floyd:comment image

Dan
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Dan

WOAH!!! He likes Star Wars Episode I best? I thought he was average, not completely insane!

cass
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cass

Completely insane would be liking Episode II best.

Robert J. Baumann
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Member

Episode II is probably worse, yes. But I’d say a favorite movie for an average American male of Gavin Floyd’s generation is something like Boondock Saints or Saving Private Ryan.

Antonio Bananas
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Antonio Bananas

Fight Club

Gabes
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Gabes

Broke rule #1

pounded clown
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pounded clown

MIDI-CHLORIAN HUFFER

Joe Randa
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Joe Randa

Damn, this guy is the MOST average player ever.

Robert J. Baumann
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Member

“The ratio of cigarettes smoked by a 14-year-old Gavin Floyd to confessions of smoking by Gavin Floyd to his priest is precisely 1:23.”

Genius.

tz
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tz

Last two concerts seen were Gavin Degraw and Pink Floyd

scatterbrian
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scatterbrian

Gavin Floyd’s favorite actor is Bill Pullman. He finds Jeff Daniels to be a bit too flamboyant.

James K.
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James K.

Great reference.

Benzedrine
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Benzedrine

His favorite flavor of ice cream is plain.

diegosanchez
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diegosanchez

Gavin Floyd uses all apple products because…just because.

Bill Brasky
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Bill Brasky

Gavin’s favorite beer is Coors Light.

James K.
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James K.

He has sex with men.

Steve?!
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Steve?!

He’s got my vote for the Hall of Average.

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