Get to Know Brad Boxberger

Get to know new Tampa Bay Ray Brad Boxberger.

He likes running water.

He hates slavery.

He likes chocolate and bananas.

He hates censorship.

He shops at Kroger.

And, hey, Coca-Cola, give this man an endorsement deal!

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Jeremy Blachman is the author of Anonymous Lawyer, a satirical novel that should make people who didn't go to law school feel good about their life choices. Read more at McSweeney's or elsewhere. He likes e-mail.

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Shawn C

But what’s his twMA% (Percentage of meals tweeted vs the league avg)