Giancarlo Cruz-Michael “Bam-Bam” Stanton

Giancarlo Cruz-Michael Stanton will now be known by his legal first name instead of half of his middle name. That’s pronounced like “shoncarlo” in case you were wondering.

But this quote was more telling:

“Everything,’’ he said with a smile. “Cruz. Giancarlo, Mike, Mikey, Big Mike, Big Foot, Bam-bam. Man-Child. I respond to 25 different names.’’

It’s true, we’re often known by many names. Especially those of us with strange names.

Here are the names that I have been known by:

Eno Sarris
Eno Kama Sarris
Bubbly Bubbly Eno
Third Bass
Kenny E
Enostrious
Enosferatu
Eno the Beano
Enis the Penis
Sarris
Bob
Dink
Kama
Easy E
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Bryz
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4 years 5 months ago

You’ve never been known by anything? What a sad life.

Bryz
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4 years 5 months ago

Oh, now the list appears….

Ben Duronio
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Ben Duronio
4 years 5 months ago

Bob’s probably the most fitting.

Slats
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Slats
4 years 5 months ago

His real name is Justin Martinez and he is actually 32.

MikeS
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MikeS
4 years 5 months ago

How ’bout RayJay?

SAmmy
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4 years 5 months ago

Hey! Joey Jo Jo!

Succesful_troll
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Succesful_troll
4 years 5 months ago

Joey Joe-Joe Junior Shabadoo?

Chris
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Chris
4 years 5 months ago

Next time you do a live chat you better be going by Enis the Penis or I’ll try to come up with 25 more names for you, many of which will probably be worse.

SAmmy
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4 years 5 months ago

Raggedy Een

Nu? Billy Baroo
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Nu? Billy Baroo
4 years 5 months ago

Giancarlos was a villian in a Gary Busey Jean claude va dam flic.

CurtisStarkeyFan4LIFE!!!!!!!
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CurtisStarkeyFan4LIFE!!!!!!!
4 years 5 months ago

Caveman sticks

CurtisStarkeyFan4LIFE!!!!!!!
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CurtisStarkeyFan4LIFE!!!!!!!
4 years 5 months ago

The wild albino

CurtisStarkeyFan4LIFE!!!!!!!
Guest
CurtisStarkeyFan4LIFE!!!!!!!
4 years 5 months ago

Too hot to rock-da-trot

CurtisStarkeyFan4LIFE!!!!!!!
Guest
CurtisStarkeyFan4LIFE!!!!!!!
4 years 5 months ago

Thunderpants

CurtisStarkeyFan4LIFE!!!!!!!
Guest
CurtisStarkeyFan4LIFE!!!!!!!
4 years 5 months ago

Russell Westbrook’s twelve four inch white dildo

CurtisStarkeyFan4LIFE!!!!!!!
Guest
CurtisStarkeyFan4LIFE!!!!!!!
4 years 5 months ago

The paitner’s pointer

CurtisStarkeyFan4LIFE!!!!!!!
Guest
CurtisStarkeyFan4LIFE!!!!!!!
4 years 5 months ago

Balls deep in all nouns

CurtisStarkeyFan4LIFE!!!!!!!
Guest
CurtisStarkeyFan4LIFE!!!!!!!
4 years 5 months ago

Michael Jackson’s Moonwalker’s white shoes

CurtisStarkeyFan4LIFE!!!!!!!
Guest
CurtisStarkeyFan4LIFE!!!!!!!
4 years 5 months ago

The great, big silver, steel pickaxe

CurtisStarkeyFan4LIFE!!!!!!!
Guest
CurtisStarkeyFan4LIFE!!!!!!!
4 years 5 months ago

Nice guy with nice abs

CurtisStarkeyFan4LIFE!!!!!!!
Guest
CurtisStarkeyFan4LIFE!!!!!!!
4 years 5 months ago

Glowing white gold teeth

CurtisStarkeyFan4LIFE!!!!!!!
Guest
CurtisStarkeyFan4LIFE!!!!!!!
4 years 5 months ago

Faux-meno-paus

CurtisStarkeyFan4LIFE!!!!!!!
Guest
CurtisStarkeyFan4LIFE!!!!!!!
4 years 5 months ago

Captain slam funk

Well-Beered Englishman
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Well-Beered Englishman
4 years 5 months ago

CurtisStarkeyFan4LIFE!!!!!!: either the world’s strangest Eno Sarris fan, or one hell of an entertaining spambot.

glassSheets
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glassSheets
4 years 5 months ago

Nothing against Eno having a supremely dedicated and peculiar fan, but I’m hoping for spambot.

Marc Hulet
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4 years 5 months ago

Eno shall forever be known around the FanGraphs “office” as Enis the Penis… I assure you of this…

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