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Giancarlo Cruz-Michael “Bam-Bam” Stanton

Giancarlo Cruz-Michael Stanton will now be known by his legal first name instead of half of his middle name. That’s pronounced like “shoncarlo” in case you were wondering.

But this quote was more telling:

“Everything,’’ he said with a smile. “Cruz. Giancarlo, Mike, Mikey, Big Mike, Big Foot, Bam-bam. Man-Child. I respond to 25 different names.’’

It’s true, we’re often known by many names. Especially those of us with strange names.

Here are the names that I have been known by:

Eno Sarris
Eno Kama Sarris
Bubbly Bubbly Eno
Third Bass
Kenny E
Enostrious
Enosferatu
Eno the Beano
Enis the Penis
Sarris
Bob
Dink
Kama
Easy E
E