GIF: Jose Bautista High Fives, Then Sacks, Henderson Alvarez
Jose Bautista puts the “Hot” in Hot GIF Action. He also gives new meaning to “Up high, down low” high five etiquette.
Poor Alvarez. The perils of being a rookie in Major League Baseball.
A handshake, and only a handshake, for my dude The Blue Jay Hunter.
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The bow to acknowledge it is how every man should receive a petting from Jose Bautista.
That last sentence should say “The penis of being a rookie.”
Hopefully Mr. Lawrie doesn’t adopt Joey Bats’ approach to high fives. http://www.fangraphs.com/not/index.php/gif-high-fiving-brett-lawrie/
Nobody wants to see Lawrie’s happy ending hair tousles.
As for high five etiquette, I believe that the proper phrase for that situation is “High five, low two”.
Duck, duck, duck, GOOSE!