GIF: Mark Reynolds Has No More Use for His Bat

There’s a thing that Mark Reynolds intended to do with his bat, and then he did that thing.
Now, Mark Reynolds has no more use for his bat.
Carson Cistulli says terrible things at The New Enthusiast.
Oh I hope everyone understands how diehard #Orioles fans like me are in 7th heaving watching them destroy Yanks
why are you heaving? you’re winning
He thought the ball was going to be caught. He threw the bat in disgust. That’s some badass power though if you can fool yourself.
We know. We wish it was us, but we know.
I wonder if the bat flip derby will ever show up at the all-star game. Judging would be just like the slam-dunk contest. In my mind, anyway.
Since his bat swings through about everything, I’d imagine he doesn’t really need it.
We’ve come a long way from Complacent Mark Reynolds.
Ay, Dio mio, Mr. Carsons. Ees bery powerful, no? I know you like. Which hon run you prefer, Jones, Reynolds, o Davis? Email your reply ASA Please!
The batflip is strong with this one
I just love it when a guy crushes the ball so hard, the pitcher kind of shows a flinch, and you can see he contained himself not to drop to the ground in fear, just for the noise/potential fatal comebacker.
Brendan Ryan also has no more use for his bat, but for a different reason.
There’s a link in the first half of the sentence I wrote above; for some reason it doesn’t get made to look like a link here.
That always happens on this site, you need to explicitly boldify your links. If only you could edit your post…
Hell Yes to this batflip. My goodness.
I can’t find any supporting video, but I remember Glenallen Hill used to have wicked bat flips on home run swings.