GIF: Martin Maldonado Voodoo Blessings
Last night, Brewers infielder Taylor Green hit his first major league homerun.
Green’s current Brewers teammate (and longtime minor league teammate) catcher Martin Maldonado — who also recently hit his first big league homer — was, maybe, very excited for Green:
What is going on here? They do this sort of backhand, pincer-finger high five thingy together, but then Maldonado persists in an animated — and seemingly angry — way, ultimately taking what appears to be a shot at Green’s gonads, which Green has to deflect:
“Heweh, heweh, hew!”
Your guess is as good as mine, but my guess is that it’s a Voodoo curse blessing.
Watch your gonads.
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italians.
defensive catchers.
Green is at least 40, and possibly portrayed here by Val Kilmer, right?
Maldonado will be best catcher in the brewers team in a long time. If the manager left him on the rosta for the rest of the season, your will see what this nephew of mine can do. keep that ball out of the park kid. love u martin