GIF: Matt Harvey’s Slider From, Like, Five Minutes Ago
The author’s wife is about to finish making the most impossibly delicious pizza; however, quickly, here are Matt Harvey’s first two, I think, sliders from his major-league debut that started five minutes ago.
Here’s one of them, to strike out whomever the Diamondbacks leadoff hitter was:

And here’s a second, to induce a swinging-strike from Aaron Hill:

Carson Cistulli says terrible things at The New Enthusiast.
Is that Gerardo Parra leading off? (Probably should just look at Gameday to figure it out)
Yep, it’s Parra.
Can I request-a-GIF of the pizza your wife created? Of course I can, because I just did.
I second the Pizza Request GIF.
We’ve gotta get a Travis Blackley curve GIF post.
Whiff GIF
Genius name. Carson, trademark this.
Judging from the back of the uniform, he’s either on the Mets, Rangers, Rays, or Royals. Or like the Mariners, or something.
REally Smooth. REALLY?!?
It’s Friday, ok? I’m not all here today!