GIF: Mike McKenry Gets It in the Mike McKenrys

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Walt Whitman, in his classic of the effing genre “Song of Myself”, declares that every atom belonging to him “as good belongs” to everyone else. One assumes, however — in light of the footage embedded here, from today’s Braves-Pirates spring-training game — that there are certain atoms belonging to Pittsburgh’s Michael McKenry that Whitman might let the catcher keep to himself. Like the ones in McKenry’s swimsuit area, for example.




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Ralph Waldo Genitals
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Ralph Waldo Genitals
3 years 3 months ago

I sounded my barbaric yawp just watching the damn thing.

Nevin
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Nevin
3 years 3 months ago

“Limpid jets of love”… Hey Carson, does that mean what I think it means? “Limpid jets of love”?

Nevin
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Nevin
3 years 3 months ago

Dammit! Meant that to come from EppyCalvin.

eckmuhl
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eckmuhl
3 years 3 months ago

Even so, one cannot go wrong with that reference.

MustBunique
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Member
3 years 3 months ago

I lean and I loaf at my ease, contemplating….OOOOOOF

dockmarm
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dockmarm
3 years 3 months ago

I can’t decide what’s more salient: the fact that Vin Mazzaro threw the pitch, or that Mike McKenry got jobbed during a Braves/Pirates game.

canuckassassin
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canuckassassin
3 years 3 months ago

Kind of hoping that this and Valdespin signify that 2013 will be the year of the nutshot.

yaboynate
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yaboynate
3 years 3 months ago

Looks like most fans immediately make their “O” face

jwise224
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3 years 3 months ago

Clearly Vin Mazzaro’s fault there (how can you not blame a guy named “Vin Mazzaro?”).

Damaso's Burnt Shirt
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Damaso's Burnt Shirt
3 years 3 months ago

Is this the sequel to Hans Moleman’s “Man Getting Hit By A Football”?

Wimpy's Ghost
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Wimpy's Ghost
3 years 3 months ago

You think this could live up to that independent cinema masterpiece?

olethros
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olethros
3 years 3 months ago

Beer chugging cellphone camera guy is unimpressed.

olethros
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olethros
3 years 3 months ago

And I’m pretty sure the middle aged couple on the far left in the front row is actually dead.

Ignacio Cifuentes
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3 years 3 months ago

when mazzaro pitches… it looks like the jersey says “hazzard”… the mike mckenrys know what i’m talking about :P

brazen reader
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brazen reader
3 years 3 months ago

Gesticulators got to gesticulate.

Kris
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Kris
3 years 3 months ago

I’ve taken enough comparative lit courses to know that the first four lines of “Give Me The Splendid, Silient Sun” are about Mike Mckenry’s getting hit in the balls by Vin Mazzaro.

Who?
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Who?
3 years 3 months ago

He won’t be Smilin’ after this.

TheMooseOfDeath
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TheMooseOfDeath
3 years 3 months ago

If you thought Vin Mazzaro couldn’t get any worse, just ask Mike McKenry. He’ll tell you how.

Joe D
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Joe D
3 years 3 months ago

Capital of Thailand.

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