GIF of Despair: Darvish Loses Perfect Game

Despair

An acquaintance of the author’s recently suggested that the virtue of Brutalist architecture is how it reminds one constantly of the miseries extant in this life.

This footage of Marwin Gonzalez breaking up Yu Darvish‘s perfect game after 26 outs is the same thing, probably.



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MonkeyEpoxy
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MonkeyEpoxy

fuck

Salty Sam
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Salty Sam

your mom

EpoxyMonkey
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EpoxyMonkey

fuck

airfigaro
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airfigaro

Joe Buck

Salty Sam
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Salty Sam

Yeesh, ManRam.

MonkeyEpoxy
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MonkeyEpoxy

tgat wasn’t me imm too drunk for sock puppets

Salty Sam
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Salty Sam

Sock puppets aren’t the only thing that can rumble?

liam
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liam

i hate my life and i wish i was dead

Salty Sam
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Salty Sam

Hendricks or Neeson?

Natedawg
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Natedawg

i love YU. i HATE YOU

Salty Sam
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Salty Sam

Your mom?

BenRevereDoesSteroids
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BenRevereDoesSteroids

Between the legs. The only way that could have been worse is if it smashed him right in the scrotum and the umpires awarded them 8 runs.

blinutne
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blinutne

Marwin Gonzales is my new hero!

Salty Sam
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Salty Sam

…hero in bed!

canuckassassin
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canuckassassin

This was much much more disturbing to watch than the footage of that basket ball player breaking his leg.

Salty Sam
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Salty Sam

Too soon, bro!

Yu Makes Me Moises Alou
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Yu Makes Me Moises Alou

you could stencil Rhianna’s face onto the ball and even Chris Brown wouldn’t be able to hit that slider

Salty Sam
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Salty Sam

What?

Bluebird in Boulder
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Bluebird in Boulder

Needs more bat flip.

Leonardo Saltalmacchinavolante
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Leonardo Saltalmacchinavolante

What is it that they say in Trinidad and Tobago?

If you can’t limbo, then Yu ain’t been to Trinidad and Tobago.

Sylvan
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Sylvan

It does seem like no-hitters always get broken up by sub-replacement futility guys like Marwin Gonzalez.

Which I guess means that no-hitting the 2013 Astros will be more difficult than you would think.

That guy from the Simpsons...You Know who I'm talking About
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That guy from the Simpsons...You Know who I'm talking About

OH CHIHUAHUA!

stockhfcrx
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stockhfcrx

Elvis has obviously gotten fat and complacent after signing that big deal. #freeprofar

mlb.default
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mlb.default

Yu darvish is better than David Price.

Big Daddy V
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Big Daddy V

Yu Darvish: Still empirically a worse pitcher than Armando Galarraga.

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