GIF: Pablo Sandoval Chia Pet

The undistinguished among us might call what follows “some GIF of a Pablo Sandoval Chia Pet.” The distinguished among us, the boudoir-invaders among us, will instead call it “The Intoxications of Science.” Click. Click twice, it would seem:

During Red Bull breaks, the Framers of the Constitution invented science, and they did so in hopes that one day the Sons of Thunder (i.e., you and I) would be momentarily entertained. And don’t you know that you are?

You have seen this. Now go to Buffalo Wild Wings and father many babies. Name them all “Maximus.”



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samuelraphael
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Hello? Is it me you’re looking for?

nu billy baroooo?!
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nu billy baroooo?!

someone hurt you Lionel Richie, someone hurt you… that much is clear.

anonymous coward
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anonymous coward

You need GIF lessons, maybe Cistulli could teach you.

Mr. Smooth
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Mr. Smooth

I’m on my way to Buffalo Wild Wings right now, loins-first.

rambodiaz
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rambodiaz

Curses! There was a Buffalo Wild Wings right across from the Skyline Chili at which I ate tonight, before I read this. I could have so fathered so many. Instead, I am now so full.

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