GIF Quiz: Whom is David Ortiz About to Bludgeon?

Please regard, with a sense of discernment, the following color-television GIF:

Papi Shall Bludgeon

What is beyond dispute is that Vermilion Stockings philosopher-king David Ortiz has dislodged the second-base bag for purposes of mercilessly bludgeoning one of the three unsuspecting fops seated at the table in the foreground. What is left to question is which gentleman shall be beaten into a cadaverous pile of quivering mucus, paste, viscera and bloody snot-hominy. Who shall it be?

The answer, it turns out, is … yes.



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stockhfcrx
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stockhfcrx

Roid rage

Maverick Squad
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Maverick Squad

It’s the nonchalant slow walking that makes it so menacing.

Dead I am Not
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Dead I am Not

Since Big Papi is a philosopher-king, surely he is going to help them from staying in the cave by beating them to death.

Danny Knobgobbler
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Danny Knobgobbler

Bill Paxton?

Damaso's Burnt Shirt
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Damaso's Burnt Shirt

Banknotes Harper for talking too loud on his brick sized cellphone.

Jean Segure
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Jean Segure

No comment.

Jean Segura
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Jean Segura

*D- in speling.

reillocity
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reillocity

Tony Bosch and Porter Fischer?

Josh M
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Josh M

Chris Tillman

frivoflava29
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frivoflava29

Unbeknownst to many fans, Bobby V is hidden inside the bag. Ortiz is carefully airing him out; what a gentle soul.

Ferment's Last Beerem
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Ferment's Last Beerem

David Ortease

Clip Art
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Clip Art

Trick question. He’s actually crop dusting and needed cover. Saw second base and picked it up.

gosensgo101
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A: The dugout phone. http://twitpic.com/d529ji

majnun
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majnun

Everyone that downvoted the fellow that said “roid rage,” maybe rethink some things

stockhfcrx
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stockhfcrx

It’s ok I down voted myself.

big papi's pharmacist
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big papi's pharmacist

Doesn’t that umpire know who I am, the great david Ortiz aka Big Papi, when I want time, I’m supposed to get time,

Very immature, smashing the clubhouse phone, shoot up some more steroids ya buffoon.

Inspector Gadget
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Inspector Gadget

David Ortiz tried to call Dayn Perry from the dugout last night to complain about this post, but kept getting a wrong number.

Shorty
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Shorty

Why is Tom Cavanagh sitting next to Dustin Pedroia?

Biggio HOF
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Biggio HOF

Tom Cavanagh, Dustin Pedroia, a priest, and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender says, “What will you have?” The rabbi says, “Nothing. I’m not very thirsty.” The priest says, “Same here.” Dustin Pedroia says, “How about a couple of shots for me and my pal Tom?” Tom replies, “No thanks, Dustin. I don’t want to be hung over for my interview at Fenway tomorrow.”

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