In the box score of our day, this was an “SB.”
In the box score of the future, this will be an “SBOMGLOLZFUBARWTF.”
A pound fit for brosephs to @CurseofBenitez for the GIF, and an arched eyebrow at Kelly Shoppach.
Eno Sarris manages the RotoGraphs blog when he's not asking players about stats. Follow his misadventures in writing on Twitter @enosarris
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