Goodnight, Wally Moon

You have refused to eat your mush. You have been told many times to hush. Your eyebrow has broken the brush.

So goodnight, room.

And, at long last, goodnight, Wally Moon.

Goodnight, nobody.

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  1. Kyle says:

    This is just the best.

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  2. dockmarm says:

    I can’t wait for the sequel, “Go the Fick to Sleep,” with Robert Fick.

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  3. reillocity says:

    It’s a crying shame that the painting of the cow jumping over the moon isn’t on the wally over Moon.

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  4. Choo says:

    Where the Wild Thing Is – Mitch Williams dons his wolf suit and goes cruising for tail.

    The Very Hungry Caterpillar – Same book, same illustrations, just with Bartolo Colon’s head and the last 2 pages missing.

    The Cat in The Hat – Andres Galarraga dons a strange hat and and goes cruising for tail.

    One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish – Red Fish Mike Trout and Blue Fish Mike Carp couldn’t possibly be more opposite.

    Harold and the Purple Crayon – Harold Reynolds grabs his crayon and goes cruising for tail.

    Gowdy With a Chance of Meatballs – Broadcast legend Curt Gowdy uncovers wisdom and hope as he narrates a typical start by Ervin Santana.

    Incalicious – Pete Incaviglia dons his pink fairy costume and goes cruising for tail.

    Furious George – Illustrations of George Brett storming out of the dugout in a variety of comical circumstances.

    Oh, the Places Yu’ll Go! – Yu Darvish stops at nothing on his quest for tail.

    How the Grich Stole Christmas – Christmas is ruined when Bobby Grich shaves his mustache.

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