Grant Balfour in Jeopardy

As ESPN, Wikipedia, The Baltimore SunMASN reporter Roch Kubatko, and 44,400 search results tell us, Grant Balfour is “now in jeopardy.” More evidence below:

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You, the Jeopardy attentive reader, should consider it your duty to imagine further punny categories in the comments below.




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Zach is an egregious malcontent whose life goal is to literally become the London Tube. @itszachreynolds.


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The Return of Rambo Diaz
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The Return of Rambo Diaz
2 years 8 months ago

“Formerly Athletic”

Adrastus Perkins
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2 years 8 months ago

OUT”RAGE”OUS FORTUNE

Adrastus Perkins
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2 years 8 months ago

BALFOUR AND AFTER

Josh
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Josh
2 years 8 months ago

winner

Adrastus Perkins
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2 years 8 months ago

SHOULDER THE BLAME

Shawn
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Shawn
2 years 8 months ago

14th Century Torture Devices

Jaack
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Jaack
2 years 8 months ago

Unfortunate Names

Zach Reynolds
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2 years 8 months ago

You guys are champions.

Sean Connery says
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Sean Connery says
2 years 8 months ago

You think you’re pretty smart, don’t you, Trebek? What with your Diego mustache and your greasy hair!

Rich Mahogany
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Rich Mahogany
2 years 8 months ago

Potent Potables

Burt Reynolds
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Burt Reynolds
2 years 8 months ago

Turd Ferguson. It’s a funny name.

Jay29
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Jay29
2 years 8 months ago

Diego?

bluetuzo
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bluetuzo
2 years 8 months ago

This is double jeapardy if I’ve ever seen it.

steex
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steex
2 years 8 months ago

There’s a Greg Kihn Band joke in here somewhere, I just can’t find it.

Triceratops
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Triceratops
2 years 8 months ago

Criminals and the Feeble Minded

triple_r
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2 years 8 months ago

I was there
To sign my contract
In Ba-a-altimore
With a team
Owned by a douche bag
Who pretends he is poor.

I was tense,
I was nervous,
Cuz my shoulder didn’t feel right.
Now the O’s
Won’t sign me
And I won’t help with their ninth-inning plight.

My-My-
My deal’s in Jeopardy
Baby
Oooh-oooh-oooh.
My deal’s in Jeopardy
Baby
Oooh-oooh-oooh

Birdlander
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Birdlander
2 years 8 months ago

I know it’s just a joke and all, but Angelos doesn’t really pretend like he’s poor when he’s donating millions to charities all over Baltimore.

triple_r
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2 years 8 months ago

At least the douche bag thing is true.

et cetera
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et cetera
2 years 8 months ago

millions doesn’t seem like so much when you have billions in the bank.

Judge Whitey
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Judge Whitey
2 years 8 months ago

My bailiff has informed me that a “bank” is a place where people put money that isn’t properly invested.

scatterbrian
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scatterbrian
2 years 8 months ago

Proven Closers

Chris K
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Chris K
2 years 8 months ago

Curse Word Origins

Jason Collette
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Jason Collette
2 years 8 months ago
Valen Dreth
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Valen Dreth
2 years 8 months ago

The ‘Pen Is Mightier

steex
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steex
2 years 8 months ago

Hey, wait, are you selling penis mightiers?

mx123
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mx123
2 years 8 months ago

“Australian Grants”

“In the Eye of the Balfour”

“Auesome Australians”

BaseballBlooper
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BaseballBlooper
2 years 8 months ago

For lawyers and financial types.. Assignment without Recurse?

tz
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tz
2 years 8 months ago

%$@$! BLOKES GIVING THEIR @#$! MEDICAL OPINION

Helladecimal
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Helladecimal
2 years 8 months ago

Thing That Hate Victor Martinez

mjiop22
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mjiop22
2 years 8 months ago

“Grant”ing Wishes

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