Great Moments in Jokes that Write Themselves

philliesaarp

 

BECAUSE THEY’RE OLD!




Print This Post

David G. Temple is a systems analyst who writes for FanGraphs, NotGraphs and The Hardball Times. He hosts the award-eligible podcast Stealing Home. He has contributed to The Classical and The Platoon Advantage. Dayn Perry once called him a "Bible Made of Lasers." Follow him on Twitter @davidgtemple.

2 Responses to “Great Moments in Jokes that Write Themselves”

You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed.
  1. Jay Leno says:

    David, can I use that punchline?

    Vote -1 Vote +1

  2. Tommen says:

    The universe assembled mass over the course of existence to make you, David G Temple. You went to school and acquired life experience up to this point to give birth to this comedy gem? I weep for your kind. Baseball satire is dead and buried on this day.

    Vote -1 Vote +1

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

You may use these HTML tags and attributes: <a href="" title=""> <abbr title=""> <acronym title=""> <b> <blockquote cite=""> <cite> <code> <del datetime=""> <em> <i> <q cite=""> <strike> <strong>

Current day month ye@r *