Great Moments in Saying Goodbye to Chipper Jones

Honorable? Yes. Of course. But it’s the timing that bothers me. What if the Mets go, I don’t know, 18-2 down the stretch, and the Cardinals, Dodgers, Pirates, and, yes, even the Phillies collapse, and the Mets and Braves find themselves in a one-game, wild-card playoff at Citi Field. That guy’s going to feel pretty stupid chanting “LAAA-RYYY” then.

Image credit: Getty Images. Obviously.