Great Moments in Spectacles: Steve Trout

Steve Trout is aware that society would prefer that he not wear those seductive Foster Grants, particularly in mixed company, but he doesn’t much give a damn about that. When a gentleman like Steve Trout walks loins-first into the room, you’re immediately aware of three things: the van is customized, the status is no longer quo, and love is about to be made.

Your Daguerreotype of the Evening is of Steve Trout. He can dance to that.




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  1. The Rajah says:

    The back of his card tells how he was the team captain of his 1976 high school team. That little tidbit is good for an extra hummer with the ladies.

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  2. ettin says:

    He can even make believe that he fathered Mike Trout, super-prospect.

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  3. ElJosharino says:

    Man, I need to enter more rooms loins-first.

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