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by Zach Reynolds - February 4, 2014
Greg with a miniature head:
… and trapezius implants.
…and clear, shameful evidence of amateur photoshopping.
Do you think pitchers will be more okay with this than with wearing padded caps as a way to avoid damaging come-backers? I think so.
Ha! Yes. Smaller heads are the only realistic solution.
Now none of those possible Hall of Fame hats will fit him. Problem solved!
Must be in the waiting room to the afterlife!
It makes him look like a goomba from the Super Mario Bros movie (which was undeniably an instant classic).
Build-wise, looks like pre- and post-retirement shots of Kirby Puckett.
It’s good to see his HOF induction hasn’t all gone to his head.
If his suit coat was white, he would be a perfect Sonny Crockett in Miami Vice.
And I can be Tubbs.
What about doing this with Barry Bonds.
Maddux is Beetlejuice? I knew he was doing something funky with the ball.
I’ll bet he brings the house down with his rendition of “Banana Boat Song.”
Reminds me of Byrnesy in one of his weirder periods: https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTEZ_ziwAQ6btOA1w9r3OV2n9cDy71bVjZ4rITCrHf4jVMJhg5v