Haiku Re: Fernando Rodney


It gives him power

Fernando Rodney’s plantain

Oh point five five WHIP.

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David G. Temple is the Managing Editor of TechGraphs and a contributor to FanGraphs, NotGraphs and The Hardball Times. He hosts the award-eligible podcast Stealing Home. Dayn Perry once called him a "Bible Made of Lasers." Follow him on Twitter @davidgtemple.

4 Responses to “Haiku Re: Fernando Rodney”

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  1. Gordon Shumway says:

    one-two-three inning
    bow and arrow to the sky
    why does he do that?

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  2. one hat faintly cocked
    compass angles expanding
    Griffey’s disrespect

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  3. Simon says:

    Up, down, up, down, up,
    Down, up, down, up, down, up, down.
    Everyone sits down.

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  4. ettin says:

    Potassium good!
    Why did you forsake Anaheim?
    Strike three! Ba-na-na!

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