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by Jeremy Blachman - September 25, 2013
Courtesy of Baseball Think Factory, the Denver Post writes about a Rockies fan painting a picture of Todd Helton as a centaur.
This, of course, has prompted me to make a few paintings of my own.
Oh the agony, that Hosmermaid won’t cast out her whorish cries and crash the sea vessel of Dayton Moore.
Nice work of the painter solving the Hosmermaid Problem.
Yes it must have been a Royal pain in the ass to solve.
I’m equally curious about the purple t-shirt being held up for the camera below the ToddTaur. More ancient Rockies mythology, apparently.
Where’s my Al Liger? Roc Raines? Or your colleague Bill Yeti?