Half-Helton, Half-Horse

Courtesy of Baseball Think Factory, the Denver Post writes about a Rockies fan painting a picture of Todd Helton as a centaur.

Helton

This, of course, has prompted me to make a few paintings of my own.

GRIFFIN

HOSMERMAID

mermaid

TROUT

trout1




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Jeremy Blachman is the author of Anonymous Lawyer, a satirical novel that should make people who didn't go to law school feel good about their life choices. Read more at McSweeney's or elsewhere. He likes e-mail.

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  1. John Elway says:

    NEIGHHHH!!!!!

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  2. Ahab says:

    Oh the agony, that Hosmermaid won’t cast out her whorish cries and crash the sea vessel of Dayton Moore.

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  3. lonndoggie says:

    I’m equally curious about the purple t-shirt being held up for the camera below the ToddTaur. More ancient Rockies mythology, apparently.

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  4. nicktropeano22 says:

    Brandon beachyball

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  5. Dainer's Hubris says:

    Where’s my Al Liger? Roc Raines? Or your colleague Bill Yeti?

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