Hanley Ramirez Will Not Be Ignored

If you’ve been following baseball today, you’ve been following the buccaneering romps of the Miami Marlins. In recent days, of course, they’ve inked Jose Reyes and Heath Bell, and today they reportedly made a whopping offer to Albert Pujols. As you can imagine, everyone who’s anyone is talking about the bundled derivative that is the Miami Marlins. One Hanley Ramirez, however, seems not to appreciate that he is no longer What We Talk About When We Talk About the Marlins. In fact, he’ll have none of it:

So if you see Hanley Ramirez within the next news cycle or three, please be a dear and let him know you were just talking about him.




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3 Responses to “Hanley Ramirez Will Not Be Ignored”

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  1. Bryan Curley says:

    I knew I should have skipped English class to practice hitting curveballs.

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    • Dayn Perry says:

      I pondered saying something like that until I remembered that Ramirez speaks English better than I speak Spanish.

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  2. JdeWitt88 says:

    “I’m not gonna do what everyone thinks I’m gonna do” ,”I’m not gonna FREAK OUT!!!!!”….”All I wanna know is who’s comin with me?”

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