Happ Yuself a Berry Liddi Crispmas




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OutliarBaseball.com
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2 years 7 months ago

I really think you missed Crisp (Brandon) Moss there at the end.

Bryz
Guest
2 years 7 months ago

If we’re going to go there, we could also argue that “Yuself” should have been “Yu-Pelf.” (Mike Pelfrey)

triple_r
Member
2 years 7 months ago

And, for that matter, “Happ” should’ve been “Haf” (Travis Hafner).

Turbo Sloth
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Turbo Sloth
2 years 7 months ago

Yeah but nobody calls him that. And “Pronk” doesn’t fit.

Truckules
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Truckules
2 years 6 months ago

If you could allow a recent player, you could go with:

Happ Yu Silva Berry Liddi Crisp Moss

reillocity
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reillocity
2 years 6 months ago

I’d prefer a “Yu-selfie”.

BurleighGrimes
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BurleighGrimes
2 years 7 months ago

Despite the chirping from the peanut gallery, this post made in laugh right out loud.

brett
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brett
2 years 7 months ago

This post is wonderful. Merry Christmas Notgraphs!

Mr. Smooth
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Mr. Smooth
2 years 7 months ago

Party on, dude.

What?
Guest
What?
2 years 7 months ago

Slurms McKenzie?

RJ3
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RJ3
2 years 6 months ago

To What?: What?

The proper response from those who are thoroughly gifted in the art of high-class etiquette is as follows:
EXCELLENT!

bada bing
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bada bing
2 years 6 months ago

I never would have thought that Crisp would be the tallest of these players.

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