According to TMZ, Vladimir Guerrero pays over $25,000 in child support each month, for eight children with five different women.
I tried to call and wish him a Happy Father’s Day, but the line was busy all day!
I kept getting his voice mail. And the mailbox was full.
I got him a Father’s Day card, but he said he already had three of the same card I bought. There simply aren’t enough unique Father’s Day cards. Hallmark, you suck.
I think it’s almost my turn to see him again this Christmas. Too bad he won’t remember what I look like, since the last time it was my turn was 2004, and I was one.
The latest paternity lawsuit was filed by a woman named Heidy Ogando, who, hopefully for Alexi Ogando of the Rangers, is not his wife. Although if it is, perhaps this gives the Blue Jays players a reason not to be too upset he won’t be joining them in Toronto.
“I like my wife,” said Casey Janssen.
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