Homonym Injury Report: Week of April 8th, 2013

Jered Weaver – 15-day DL – Elbow




Freddie Freeman – 15-day DL – Ribs



Luke Scott – 15-day DL – Calf



Albert Pujols – Day-to-day – Foot



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  1. filihok says:

    RIbs isn’t a homonym for ribs. Ribs are just ribs.

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    • DerekJeterGiftBasket says:

      Depends on if you are a cannibal or not.

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    • Jaack says:

      I don’t think you understand the difference between the food ribs and the part of the body ribs.

      Food Ribs are a cut of pork, unless you are in Texas, and must be slow-cooked/smoked. They require a good dry rub and/or barbecue sauce and are accompanied by some combination of steak fries, coleslaw, cornbread, or corn-on-the-cob. Without these, you are just merely eating the meat surrounding the ribs of an animal. The full meal is what is known as ribs.

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    • MikeS says:

      Mmmm, ribs.

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  2. KB says:

    Elbow macaroni would have been good.

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  3. Well-Beered Englishman says:

    I, for one, am glad that we are not above this.

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  4. Kris says:

    Retro Homonym Injury Report.

    Kaz Matsui circa 2008.

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