How Corey Kluber Appears to Different Animals

Apropos of nothing, the author wondered idly this morning how Cleveland right-hander and current pitching WAR leader Corey Kluber might appear to a typical canine, given the constraints on that particular animal’s faculty of vision.

Apropos of retaining his position as an employee of the present site, the author pursued that line of inquiry slightly further — far enough, at least, to have produced the following three images, each of which represents how Corey Kluber appears to a different kind of animal.

Here, for example, is how Corey Kluber appears to a horse — which animal possesses binocular vision:

Here, for a second example, is how Kluber appears to a dog — which type of animal possesses only dichromatic color perception:

Here, finally, is how Corey Kluber appears to a dead eagle — which eagle died, presumably, while defending freedom: