How Many Astros Can You Name?

No cheating here.

I’ll start you off with the easy ones.

Starting Pitchers:
Wandy Rodriguez
Bud Norris
J.A. Happ

Bullpen:
Brett Myers

Starting Lineup:
Carlos Lee (1B)

That leaves, uh, 20 more players. Let’s do it this way. Remember, no cheating. Leave one name in the comments, a name no one above you has mentioned. And we’ll see how long it takes to get to all 25. And who’s the last one named. (My guess as to the last one named is the guy in the photo.)




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Daniel Cates
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4 years 5 months ago

J.D. Martinez!

David
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David
4 years 5 months ago

Double bonus points if anyone can correctly predict their All Star representative!

dbake005
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dbake005
4 years 5 months ago

J.D. Martinez

Resolution
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Resolution
4 years 5 months ago

That short middle-infield prospect who people are high on. Brett Wallace somewhere in the organization. The ghost of Morgan Ensberg.

Resolution
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Resolution
4 years 5 months ago

Oh and Jason Castro and J.R. Towles (i.e., the most feared catching duo).

Carson Cistulli
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Member
4 years 5 months ago

I think the catchers are Castro and Chris Snyder, actually.

Towles is a Twin, looks like.

Resolution
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Resolution
4 years 5 months ago

This is truly a dark day in Houston.

jwb
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jwb
4 years 5 months ago

Towles is on a minor league deal with Minnesota. Reassigned yesterday. Rochester is nice in the summer.

Kyle
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4 years 5 months ago

Jed Lowrie, right? Jordan Schafer?

Will
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Will
4 years 5 months ago

Jose Altuve

Bryan
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Bryan
4 years 5 months ago

Jose Altuve

J.P. Breen
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4 years 5 months ago

Jimmy Paredes

Naked Mole Gaetti
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4 years 5 months ago

Brian Bogusevic, The dog from Jetsons, _____glide, The lab assistant on Fringe…

dbake005
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dbake005
4 years 5 months ago

Jordan Lyles

@CPMeyer
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@CPMeyer
4 years 5 months ago

Jose Altuve

dbake005
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dbake005
4 years 5 months ago

Chris Johnson.

That’s all I’ve got

tyler
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tyler
4 years 5 months ago

a phillies prospect to be named later

VRP
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VRP
4 years 5 months ago

Jordan Lyles
The OF Brian something, starts with a B
Wilton Lopez

BobbyMac
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BobbyMac
4 years 5 months ago

Fern-Rod – my sleeper RP pick for 2012.

Bryan Grosnick
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Member
Bryan Grosnick
4 years 5 months ago

Wilton Lopez!

Carson Cistulli
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4 years 5 months ago

There’s a Rule 5 guy named Wilkin — or something like Wilkin.

orfo
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orfo
4 years 5 months ago

@VRP it’s Brian Bogusevic.

beachykeen
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beachykeen
4 years 5 months ago

Jordan Schafer

bcarsley22
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bcarsley22
4 years 5 months ago

David Carpenter and Angel Sanchez!

beachykeen
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beachykeen
4 years 5 months ago

Aneury Rodriguez

leoleo
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leoleo
4 years 5 months ago

Matt Downs

Andrew Chesnut
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Andrew Chesnut
4 years 5 months ago

Brandon Lyons

David
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David
4 years 5 months ago

Kyle “Stone Temple Pilots sucks” Wieland

Eminor3rd
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Eminor3rd
4 years 5 months ago

Livan Hernand– Oh, wait.

Brett Wallace!

Sexton
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Sexton
4 years 5 months ago

Clint barmes

Eminor3rd
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Eminor3rd
4 years 5 months ago

Isn’t he Pirates now?

Greg W
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4 years 5 months ago

He was playing for Pittsburgh yesterday, so I’m gonna go with ‘Yes”.

Dave
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Dave
4 years 5 months ago

Kyle Weiland

Dave
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Dave
4 years 5 months ago

Brian Bogusevic

dan
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dan
4 years 5 months ago

Jason Michaels?

23553
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23553
4 years 5 months ago

Nope, he’s with the Nats.

Joshn18
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Joshn18
4 years 5 months ago

Jed Lowrie

Eminor3rd
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Eminor3rd
4 years 5 months ago

Humberto Quintero? Is he still there?

Well-Beered Englishman
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Well-Beered Englishman
4 years 5 months ago

Nope – Royals

novaether
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novaether
4 years 5 months ago

Bourgeois

Corey
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Corey
4 years 5 months ago

Petty Bourgeoisie is a Kansas City Royal now.

Matt Defalco
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Matt Defalco
4 years 5 months ago

Matt Downs, Jason Bourgeois on the list as well!

Also Chris Johnson to be added (if not said above already). I can think of some more if I spend a few minutes on it. We need to use that website where you can make fill in the blank challenges and reward the member who can complete it the most.

Matt Defalco
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Matt Defalco
4 years 5 months ago

I thought of another one. Couldn’t put my finger on his name earlier.

He’s a relief pitcher – Sammy (Samuel) Gervacio

Greg W
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4 years 5 months ago

This would be a sad little Sporacle quiz indeed.

Steve
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Steve
4 years 5 months ago

Fernando Martinez

halebm
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halebm
4 years 5 months ago

Altuve 2B

Resolution
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Resolution
4 years 5 months ago

I think a strong testament to the difficulty of this task is the fact that everyone keeps commenting with like the same 5 names or just providing answers in the form of questions.

njd.aitken
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njd.aitken
4 years 5 months ago

JB Shuck. But to be fair, Jeff Sullivan had a similar exercise on twitter two weeks ago.

Andrew
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Andrew
4 years 5 months ago

Marwin Gonzalez. You know I cheated for that one.

Guy
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Guy
4 years 5 months ago

Seems we forgot Hunter Pence and Lance Berkman.

Shashank Bharadwaj
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Shashank Bharadwaj
4 years 5 months ago

Is it Rule 5 Draft first pick Rhiner Cruz?

Brad
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Brad
4 years 5 months ago

Starting roster? Yeesh… um…
Brett Walla-… Oh, he’s in the minors?
Zach Du-… wait, nope, traded.
I believe there’s something called a J.B. “Aww” Schucks. I assume the J.B. stands for Jim Beam.

Well-Beered Englishman
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Well-Beered Englishman
4 years 5 months ago

Zach Duke was released, and signed by the Nationals within a day or two.

CurtisStarkeyFan4Life
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CurtisStarkeyFan4Life
4 years 5 months ago

Albert Pujols?

Ashitaka
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Ashitaka
4 years 5 months ago

Ones not mentioned off the top: Wesley Wright, Enerio Del Rosario, Lucas Harrell…and one or two more I’m forgetting I’m sure.

bill
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bill
4 years 5 months ago

carlos… mar…ti.. nez?

CurtisStarkeyFan4Life
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CurtisStarkeyFan4Life
4 years 5 months ago

Is CC Sabathia still in Houston?

Kyle H
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Kyle H
4 years 5 months ago

Rodger Clemens will be by June

Well-Beered Englishman
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Well-Beered Englishman
4 years 5 months ago

Oh! Justin Ruggiano!

Well-Beered Englishman
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Well-Beered Englishman
4 years 5 months ago

My fiancee and I sat behind first at an Astros spring training game, and she ranked the attractiveness of the players’ hindquarters. Her rankings were thusly: 1. Jordan Schafer 2. Justin Ruggiano 3. J.D. Martinez n. (where n=highest possible number) Carlos Lee

Simon
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Simon
4 years 5 months ago

Clint Barmes?

Matt Defalco
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Matt Defalco
4 years 5 months ago

The writer needs to compile our contributions until we either get them all (not bloody likely) or surrender.

Smada
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Smada
4 years 5 months ago

Did henry sosa make the team?

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