How Some Non-All-Stars Spent Their Break

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Yasiel Puig: Defecting from the United States back to Cuba, where at least he might make an All-Star Team.

Shin-Soo Choo: Fulfilling his South Korean military service.

Jacoby Ellsbury: Getting injured.

Josh Donaldson: Trying to poison Jim Leyland by figuring out a way to get him addicted to little white sticks filled with dangerous substances that will kill him.




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Jeremy Blachman is the author of Anonymous Lawyer, a satirical novel that should make people who didn't go to law school feel good about their life choices. Read more at McSweeney's or elsewhere. He likes e-mail.


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rustyspatula
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rustyspatula
2 years 11 months ago

Wait, so it was Josh Donaldson who wrote that letter to the NYT Magazine’s Ethicist column?

Cool Papa Bell
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Cool Papa Bell
2 years 11 months ago

Jeremy Blachman: Drinks, comes up with idea for great NotGrahps post, drinks some more, can’t remember said NotGraphs post, settles on current NotGraphs post

Benzedrine
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Benzedrine
2 years 11 months ago

I think a bunch of guys went hunting. Just a hunch.

cass
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cass
2 years 11 months ago

You mean they weren’t spending time with their families???

James
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James
2 years 11 months ago

Have you ever spent time with your family?

dale thayer
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dale thayer
2 years 11 months ago

so much wasted potential with this post.

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