Ichiro Suzuki, for those who do not know, is in every Japanese commercial. In 2005, the Kokkai ratified into law a mandate requiring Japanese commercials to contain either Ichiro or Arnold Schwarzenegger. In 2006, a second law retroactively required commercials to include at least the image of Ichiro’s face in even the Schwarzenegger commercials, an addition that most commercial producers had already been doing for several years.
Anyhoot, some Japanese product called Yunker — which we can safely assume is an energy drink either made for cats or by cats because everything in Japan has to do at least partially with cats — made a pair of astounding new commercials featuring the face of Japan. They are here:
I ask: Are these commercials real? Now I put it to you to the max:
The most tipped hat for Gen of Yakyu Baka.