Ichiro’s Future




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Jeremy Blachman is the author of Anonymous Lawyer, a satirical novel that should make people who didn't go to law school feel good about their life choices. Read more at McSweeney's or elsewhere. He likes e-mail.


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Robert J. Baumann
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2 years 5 months ago

CBS’s title font is Ubuntu, if you ever want to use it…

The Year 2350
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The Year 2350
2 years 5 months ago

The Los Angeles Duck Dodgers in the 23rd and 1/2 century’s Ichiro Suzuki remains better at outfield defense than Manny Ramirez was ever in his career. In other news, Jamie Moyer’s long tenure as ballthrowingmanperson remains the subject of tired jokes.

robertobeers
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robertobeers
2 years 5 months ago

I’m surprised CBS’s logo never changed.

Steven
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Steven
2 years 5 months ago

The older generation was afraid of the new robotic eyeball technology, so they designed it to look exactly the same.

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2 years 5 months ago

The will purchase the Oakland A’s and rename them the Oakland NCIS/CSI’s. They will run a Two and Half Men promotion wherein all same-sex male couples who bring a midget will get discount admissions.

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