Ichiro’s Future







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Jeremy Blachman is the author of Anonymous Lawyer, a satirical novel that should make people who didn't go to law school feel good about their life choices. Read more at McSweeney's or elsewhere. He likes e-mail.

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  1. Robert J. Baumann says:

    CBS’s title font is Ubuntu, if you ever want to use it…

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  2. The Year 2350 says:

    The Los Angeles Duck Dodgers in the 23rd and 1/2 century’s Ichiro Suzuki remains better at outfield defense than Manny Ramirez was ever in his career. In other news, Jamie Moyer’s long tenure as ballthrowingmanperson remains the subject of tired jokes.

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  3. robertobeers says:

    I’m surprised CBS’s logo never changed.

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    • Steven says:

      The older generation was afraid of the new robotic eyeball technology, so they designed it to look exactly the same.

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  4. DerekJeterGiftBasket says:

    The will purchase the Oakland A’s and rename them the Oakland NCIS/CSI’s. They will run a Two and Half Men promotion wherein all same-sex male couples who bring a midget will get discount admissions.

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