Idle Observation: Colby Lewis PITCHf/x Chart Resembles Italy

On the one hand, a thing that exists in the world is this PITCHf/x chart from Colby Lewis‘s player profile at FanGraphs:

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A second thing that exists is Italy — which country the reader might recognize for its contributions both to civil engineering and bunga-bunga sex parties:

Just Italy

For reasons not entirely clear to anyone — but certainly no less devoid of meaning than any other sort of human enterprise — the reader finds this third thing, an image depicting the data points from that previously cited PITCHf/x chart placed atop famous Italy:

Lewis Italy

“If not necessarily a many-splendored thing,” replies the reader in conclusion, “life is at least a one-splendored thing.”

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