IMPORTANT: Ghostface Killah-brew and Dayn Perry Insults

Earlier today, one Dayn Perry, who is a public disgrace to himself, his nuclear family, and his ancestors, and who is not unknown to you in these pages, declared something he felt merited public consumption. This was that declaration:

 1) Dayn Perry does not get to decide what goes on in the world of hip hop. That’s Suge Knight’s job. Mark this Dayn, lest Suge hang you off of a hotel balcony by your ankles until you sign away the rights to your next middling paperback.

2) Dayn, you ignorant slut, how quickly you forgot:

GhostfaceKillahbrew

Now, some of you will encourage us to grade Dayn on a curve, given that he’s the product of a Southern public school. You pushovers will say we’re lucky he manages to use a hyphen correctly. And while that’s technically true, letting up on Dayn will only encourage him and others like him to spread their ignorameousasity. I will not allow the further dumbing down of American discourse, Dayn. It’s no wonder you get fourth billing for Thursday night’s Chicago FanGraphs/BeerGraphs meetup.




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Mike Bates used to have a stupid pseudonym. Now he doesn't because people want to pay him to write about baseball on the Internet and he's really a sell out that way. He is also a Designated Columnist at SBNation, co-founder of The Platoon Advantage, and is an American Carpetbagger on Getting Blanked, the finest in Canadian baseball-type sites. His favorite word is paradigm. Follow him on Twitter here: http://www.twitter.com/commnman


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Dayn Perry
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Dayn Perry

I like them words you used and shit.

MTUCache
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MTUCache

I shit before I liked them words.

The Alpha Bits man
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The Alpha Bits man

I like to shit them words.

Dr. Internet's Intern
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Dr. Internet's Intern

Dieser Beitrag wurde Scheiße. Tru say.

Resolution
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Resolution

I’d buy it.

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