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Urban Shocker
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Urban Shocker
2 years 4 months ago

MS Paint graphs are by definition the most important graphs.

Dan Rozenson
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2 years 4 months ago

Number of MS paint graphs in this post:

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Dan Rozenson
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2 years 4 months ago

Oh, boo. I guess I would have had to do non-breaking spaces.

The Return of Rambo Diaz
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The Return of Rambo Diaz
2 years 4 months ago

Dang HTML 1.0. It’ll never be natural to me either.

bryan
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bryan
2 years 4 months ago

genius.

ReuschelCakes
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ReuschelCakes
2 years 4 months ago

2nd to last chart… why does having or not having an infant impact your desire to draft Josh Hamilton?

Resolution
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Resolution
2 years 4 months ago

It may or may not impact his desire, these analyses in their presented form are strictly correlational. Causality is unclear.

Jason B
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Jason B
2 years 4 months ago

Because lotsa sleep-deprived parents do irrational things.

ReuschelCakes
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ReuschelCakes
2 years 4 months ago

i was thinking of it the other way – asking why in a state of the world with NO infants are you still drafting Hamilton on all of your teams?

Billy Zane
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Billy Zane
2 years 4 months ago

It’s more a reflection of “last year he was coming off a very strong fantasy campaign, and also my infant hadn’t been born yet”. I’d imagine.

HR Pufnstuf
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HR Pufnstuf
2 years 4 months ago

Once MLB gets the bugs worked out of the new infant replay system, this won’t be a problem.

ReuschelCakes
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ReuschelCakes
2 years 4 months ago

also – and more notably… i love this post.

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