Important Poll: Rapper or Cistulli?

Welcome to the latest edition of the most important poll in the history of the universe. In case you missed our inaugural edition, you can find it here.

I ask you this, dear reader, and I ask you quite frankly — who is responsible for the following quote:

“Been on the honor roll, sculptures of my body out in Nagano, my shawty features like Madonna, Lo designer.”

Was it from heavyweight chef-turned-rapper Action Bronson, who gained acclaim in part for having a voice that bears an eerie resemblance to that of Ghostface Killah from the Wu-Tang Clan?

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Action Bronson, who shares Cistulli’s passion for white watches.

Or was it uttered by Carson Cistulli to noted pitcher and tweeter Brandon McCarthy, as a means of impressing McCarthy following their brief encounter last week at Miller Park?

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Brandon McCarthy: More handsome than Carson Cistulli.

Vote now, or live in danger of your life continuing unfulfilled!


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Paul Swydan is the managing editor of The Hardball Times, a writer and editor for FanGraphs and a writer for Boston.com. He has written for The Boston Globe, ESPN MLB Insider and ESPN the Magazine, among others. Follow him on Twitter @Swydan.


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Simon
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Simon
3 years 2 months ago

“Brandon McCarthy: more handsome than Carson Cistulli.”
What about Paul Swydan?

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